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One day, I was bored and hungry. I went down to his basement and retrieved my Dragon Balls. "Oh Shenron!", I exclaimed, "I wish for the greatest taco ever!"

Shenron roared angrily, "THIS IS WHAT YOU USE ME FOR!? WELL NO MORE! TIME FOR MY WRATH! FACE CHAOS!" The Earth started shaking and a ripple went through time and space. All of a sudden, the entire multiverse was combined.

Part one: What the heck is a Luffy?Edit

I wake up, my head hurts and the light is blinding. "Look," a gruff voice says, "He's awake"

I blink a bit and see a man standing over me, he has light green, almost teal hair, and three swords dangling from his belt. "Get up," He says, "Captain Luffy wants to see you."

"Where am I?" I ask, "Who are you? And what's a Luffy?"

"The name's Zoro. You're on the Going Merry. And Luffy is the captain of our crew."


"Yes...Pirates." Zoro walks me into a room, and I see three more people eating at a table. One is a man with a long nose, a bandana, and goggles. Another is a girl with short, red hair. And sitting at the end of the table, stuffing his face ravenously with dinner, is a guy with a scar under his left eye, and a straw hat. "Hey Zoro!" The straw hat man says, "Is that the sleeping guy? You must be starving! Sit down, have a bite!" Confused, I sit. "Hey Sanji!" the man says, "Get in here!" A man walks out of the kitchen, he has long blond hair, wearing a suit, and is smoking a cigarette.

"My name's Luffy." The hat man says, "This is Sanji, Nami, Usopp, and Zoro." Points to the people.

"I'm Nemba." I say, "Namekian, guardian of Earth, legendary warrior."

"Namekian?" Nami asks Usopp.

"I'm still trying to figure out the green part...." He answers.

"Well until further notice," Luffy answers, "You are my prisoner. Feel free to roam about and help out with Sanji in the kitchen."

"Why do I get stuck with him!?" Sanji exclaims.

"Because," Luffy answers, "You won't do the dishes."

"But that's-!"

"Don't whine Sanji" Zoro interupts.

"Stay out of it Zoro!" Nami says

Soon the entire group is arguing, and I walk on deck.

Part 2: The Short AlchemistEdit

I sit there for a while, admiring the view of the ocean from the poop deck, when the boat lurches to a stop with a sickening crunch. I turn around and find that we've crash landed near a small town. "CAPTAIN LUFFY!" I yell, "WE'VE CRASHED!"

"Well," He says as he walks on deck, "We better find someone to fix it. Let's go!" He jumps onto the beach and starts walking to the town. I follow after him and see a sign above the town. It reads "Welcome to Resembool!" We ask for a carpenter, and are directed toward a house near the edge of town. I knock on the door, and am greeted by an unusual sight. A suit of armor stands at the door.

"Hello!' the armor says, "My name's Alphonse Elric. Are you here for brother?"

"We came to get our ship fixed," Luffy exclaims, "Can your brother help with that?"

"Of course he can!" Al answers, "He's the Fullmetal Alchemist, Edward Elric!"

Just then, the shortest guy I've ever seen walks into the doorway, "You came for my services?"

"WOW!" I say, "YOU'RE SHORT!" Ed then puts his hand on my arm and blows it up.

"Brother!" Al yells out.

"It's ok," I say calmly, "I can fix that."

"But how-" Luffy begins as I regenerate my arm. All three of the group stare at me in aww of my newly created arm.

"Well.." Edward says amazed, "Let's get to work" And he starts walking to the beach. "I crashed this ship up pretty good." Edward stares and lets out a sigh before he starts to use alchemy fixing the ship. "Here you go...goodbye..." he says ready to say goodbye to the people he had just met.

"Why are you saying goodbye?" I ask him.

"You and your brother are welcome aboard our ship!" Luffy yells to Edward and Al.

"Lets go brother!" Al says tugging on Edward's sleeve.

"Oh alright." Edward says as he runs towards the ship and hops aboard with Al.

Part 3: The Orange-haired SwordsmanEdit

"Lets dock the ship here this looks like a nice place to spend the night" Ussop says to Luffy.

"Alright Ussop!" Luffy yells to Ussop as he docks the ship.

An Orange-haired teenager about my age it seemed walked by the ship he seemd strange but you couldn't tell at first sight.

"Hey you!" I yelled at him as he walked by.

The man stopped. "Hm..." He said looking up. "What do you want I need to..uuhh....get home fast!"

"Do you know a place we can stay!?" I asked the teen.

"Uuuuh no!" The teen yelled back at us and he began to run home as if something serious was going on.

"Come on guys...lets go follow him..." I said to everyone and we all got off the ship and split up following the orange-haired teen.

The team of Edward,Luffy,Zoro,Sanji, and I found him. He was talking to a girl with black hair in a black robe and a man in a green striped hat with a sword.

"Ichigo,Rukia lets go." The man in the green striped hat said just then the orange-haired teenager who's name is Ichigo's clothing turned into a black robe and he had a giant sword they started to run.

"Hey!" I yelled at them "Stop!"

They all turned around.

We all walked towards them and called the others they came running towards us.

"Do you know a place we can stay for the night?" I ask them

"Yes. but you cannot tell ANYONE ANYONE where it is at" the man in the green striped hat said.

"Alright" we all said.

"My name is Kisuke, this is Ichigo, and this is Rukia" Kisuke said intreducing himself to us.

They brought us to a place with a bunch of people called the Soul Society.