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This article, LT: The Movie, contains harsh language and violence. Read at your own discretion.

WarningEdit

This Movie has Mature content and may not be suitable for children. If you are an adult enjoy. If you are a kid and have not heard a cuss word before.....F*ck you. This is still under construction nobody but LT can edit this damnit!

MusicEdit

What is love

Eye of the Tiger

The MovieEdit

*pauses* This is me the ghetto ginger kid.......who grows up to be.....a perverted ghetto ginger kid. *unpauses*

Kid LT: *walking down the street singing* Smokin' Dope Smokin' Dope Smooookin' Dope. W-W-W-Weed.

*pauses* This is where I meet DJ he seems like a normalish kid now but he grows up to be an awesome douche. *unpauses*

Kid DJ: *riding by on his tricycle* Sup. I'm DJ!

Kid LT: Hi I'm LT.

Kid DJ: *riding on tricycle* Smokin' Dope Smokin' Dope

Kid LT: Smooookin' Dope. W-W-W-Weed.

*pauses* This is where I meet Kotsu he also seems normalish but he grows up to be a nice and sometimes egotistical but not very often guy. *unpauses*

Kid Kotsu: *rides by in a toy car* Hi I'm Kotsu. *waves*

Kid LT: Hi I'm LT.

Kid DJ: I'm DJ.

Kid Kotsu: *driving his toy car* Smokin Dope'

Kid DJ: *riding on his tricycle* Smokin Dope'

Kid LT: Smooookin' Dope. Weed!

Kid Kotsu: Weed!

Kid DJ: Weed!

Kid DJ: *steals his dads car keys and gets in his car*

Kid LT: *gets in the drivers seat*

Kid Kotsu: *gets in the back*

Kid DJ: *gives the keys to LT*

All Three: *slowly grow into there current selves* Smokin' Dope! Smokin' Dope! Smoooookin' Dope!

LT: Bored now *starts the car*

DJ: Turn on the radio man and start driving.

Kotsu: Lets go to Goku's party!

LT: Aight. *turns on the radio and starts skipping through* Mexican......News.....Hip Hop......

Radio: .....What is love? Baby don't hurt me don't hurt me no more. *starts playing what is love*

LT: *starts bobbing his head side to side*

Kotsu: *bobbing head back and forth*

DJ: *bobbing head up and down*

LT: *starts driving while they all still bob there heads*

DJ: LT LOOK OUT!

LT: *stops bobbing head* OH SH- *crashes into Goku's house*

*pauses* This is Goku and I just crashed into his house. Goku is that nice guy who is always partying but can be serious too. You know that kinda guy. *unpauses*

Goku: WTF!!!

LT: My bad!

DJ: *facepalm*

Kotsu: That was.......F*CKING AWESOME!!!

LT: *gets out of car and continues to bob his head while it plays What is love*

Kotsu: *does the same as LT*

DJ: *does the same as LT and Kotsu*

Goku: Your gonna fix this right?

LT: Nope!

Goku: Assh*le.....

*pauses* This is SKG. A good friend of mine and the girl who everyone wants to be with.....sort of. She is the one who caused me to be a pervert. *unpauses*

SKG: *across the room*

LT: o.o Who is that? *stares at SKG*

Kotsu: I don't know but she's mine..... *staring at SKG*

DJ: *already over there hitting on SKG*

SKG: Nice try. *punches DJ in the face*

LT: Oooooh.

Kotsu: Ouch.

DJ: *gets up off the ground and stumbles*

Kotsu: *slicks back hair* I got this. *walks up to SKG* Hey baby ever went out with an Iceberg Werewolf?

SKG: A what?

Kotsu: An Iceberg Werewolf. Bigger at the bottom and wild at night. *winks*

SKG: Whatever pretty boy. *punches Kotsu in the face*

LT: *takes a deep breath* H-h-hi YOU HAVE A NICE ASS! *covers mouth*

DJ: *facepalm*

Kotsu: *facepalm*

*pauses* Dick move me.....dick move.... *unpauses*

*door slams open*

Goku: ......Here comes Baka.....

Baka: AAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEE

*pauses* That.....is Baka. That guy who is always random but somehow popular.....its strange man.....really strange. *unpauses*

Baka: Wassup everybody! Ain't no party with out ME!

DJ: I'm pretty sure the party was juuuust fine without you Baka.

Baka: And shut up DJ.

*pauses* This is where sh*t gets real.... *unpauses*

DJ: Man F*CK YOU!

Baka: Sorry not homo.

DJ: .......Smartass.

Baka: Sorry my ass isn't smart.

DJ: Grrrrr......

Baka: You're not an animal.

LT: Hey hey settle down settle down.......and smoke some of the good sh*t. *hands Baka and DJ some weed*

DJ: Is now really the time LT?

LT: Yes. Yes it is.

*a few minutes later*

Goku: *smokes and passes the weed to SKG*

SKG: *smokes and passes to Baka*

Baka: *smokes and passes to LT*

LT: *smokes and passes to Kotsu*

Kotsu: *smokes and passes to DJ*

DJ: *smokes and passes to Tom the Giraffe*

Kotsu: WTF! Tom what you doin' here man! See I told you guys he was real!

Tom the Giraffe: *smokes and passes to the Hell Chicken Army*

LT: Yeeeeeaaaah! THE HELL COCKS! BETTER RESPECT!

DJ: *falls asleep*

Baka: *falls asleep*

LT: *looks at Kotsu* Hehe...

Kotsu: *looks at LT* Hehe!

LT: *moves Baka on top of DJ and takes his spot by SKG* Wassup...... *falls asleep on SKG*

SKG: o.o.....I don't even care anymore..... *falls asleep on LT*

Kotsu: *falls asleep on Goku*

Goku: *falls asleep on Kotsu*

*the next morning*

Baka: AH!

DJ: AH!

Kotsu: AH!

Goku: AH!

LT: :3

SKG: :3

DJ,Baka,Goku, and Kotsu: *all look at LT*

LT: .......F*ck...... *jumps up and runs off*

Baka: *chases after LT*

Kotsu: *chases after LT*

Goku: *chases after LT*

DJ: *trips LT*

LT: *falls* .....Mother Fu-

DJ: Hey....this is like a movie or a story!!!

Kotsu: Nah.....

Baka: Pshhh what would it be like a comedy or something?

Goku: I don't know....

LT: Maybe......

SKG: Who would even read/watch this crap!!!

Everyone: *looks at you*

LT: Well....besides that what were you guys about to do?

DJ: We were just about to kick your ass.

Baka,Kotsu,DJ, and Goku: *all sock LT*

LT: Aduuuuuur. *knocked out*

*pauses* Here is where I start dreaming. Get ready for some really weird sh*t. *unpauses*

???: Hello LT....I am here to teach you the arts of Beatus Meatius to defeat your friends in battle.

LT: Who are you?

???: I am the Beatus Meatius arts creator. My name is Bation but you can call me Master Bation.

LT: Okay Master Bation teach me some wicked sh*t.

Master Bation: Alright cue your training music.

LT: Alright. *starts playing eye of tiger dubstep*

*Meanwhile outside of LT's dream*

Kotsu: *stares at LT*

SKG: *pokes LT with a stick*

Goku: *sits and stares at LT*

DJ: *kicks LT*

Baka: *slaps LT repeatedly*

LT: *shaking around in his sleep* Wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wuuuuuuuuuuuuub.....MASTER BATION!!!!!

Everyone: o.o

Master Bation: *shows LT Visions* You see this LT....this is....A day....in the life....of Jeff.

LT: and you are showing me this why?

Master Bation: Because you must go there.

LT: and why should I?

Master Bation: *shows LT visions of the Z-Crushers Strike Force defending the earth in the future*

LT:.....Who are those 3 people right there......

Master Bation: That first one is Jeff, that second one is Nemba, and the third one is Gohan.

LT: *wakes up* I HAD A WAFFLE IRON!!!!

Kotsu: Wut.....

LT: *flies and lands in some forest like area* Ouch thorn bush. *sees Jeff walking*

Jeff: I Feel bad for Kotsu. Hate it when my wife is PMSing. *in the background Jeff hears a strange sound*

Voice: LT comes stalking through the grass. Rabbits are his prey. He prepares for a pounce, NO WAIT! He decides to go for the deer. And the chase begins. *LT dashes out of some trees at a deer*

Jeff: AW SWEET A DEER! *flying down to get the deer, when suddenly a british guy jumps out of a bush and breaks the deer's neck*

LT: Aww. British guys always get my deer... Oh hey you must be Jeff.

Jeff: *lands* Yo you must be LT. British guy get your deer again?

LT: Ya...... Stupid British....

Jeff: HEY! That's not nice....

LT: Did I ever say I was nice?

Jeff: Point proven. Wanna go hunt some tigers?

LT: There aren't any tigers here.

Jeff: Well we'll be going to Africa for the weekend.

LT: Ummm.. I gotta go.... on a date.

Jeff: You don't have a girlfriend.

LT: A date with.....with.......Kotsu and Miku. They wanted me to go to the movies with them.

Jeff: Oh. Ok. See ya then.

LT: Oh thank Kami he didn't see through the ruse. Now to find those Goten and Gohan guys. Maybe that guy over there knows! *points to NobleTrigon and runs over to him* Hello sir do you know where a guy named Goten aaaaannnndddd Gohan are?

NobleTrigon: Yeah, Goten lives over there and Gohan goes to that school over there.

LT: Okay thanks. Whats your name again?

NobleTrigon: NobleTrigon.

LT: Weird name I'll just call you Trigon.

NobleTrigon: Alright, if you need brains for anything just tell me.

LT: Thanks! *runs towards Goten's house*

NobleTrigon: No problem.

LT: *knocks on Goten's door*

Goten: What do you need?

LT: I just need to meet you.

Goten: Well you have met me. *shuts the door*

LT: *knocks on the door*

Goten: Wha- Oh its you again.

LT: I meant I need to talk with you.

Goten: Make it quick.

LT: I'll make it one of those things with the large titles.

10 Minutes Later

LT: and that is why I am here.

Goten: You expect me to believe that a guy named Master Bation showed you the future?

LT: Yep.

Goten: Well I do. Gohan should be getting out of school soon.

LT: Alright thanks see you in the future.

Goten: Yeah whatever.

LT: *goes out the door*

Miri: Who the hell was that?

Goten: I have no fucking idea.

LT: *walks towards Gohan's school*

Gohan: Finally school is over. *bumps into LT*

LT: Are you Gohan?

Gohan: Yeah, why?

LT: I need to talk to you.

Gohan: OOOH! CAN YOU DO ONE OF THOSE BIG LETTERED THINGS THAT SAVE TIME!?

LT: HELL YEAH I CAN!

10 Minutes Later.....Again.....I really like these big letters.....there legit.

Gohan: I understand completely Master Bation,Future,ZCSF.

LT: Yeah.

Gohan: Well see ya. *waves*

LT: *flies back to where everyone is*

Kotsu: LT! I wanted to talk to you about something.

LT: What?

Kotsu: I call it the Z-Crushers Strike Force Initiative.

LT: I F**KING KNEW IT!

CreditsEdit

F**KING ME!

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